If I had a theme song, it would be Ida Maria's "Quite Nice People."

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RIP Meg Masters

Monica. 25. Chicago.
Xenite, Gerudo, wayward daughter, gummi enthusiast.
Multifandom absurdity, tagged for your convenience..
I'm also in eternal mourning for the fabulous Ursula Zandt. That was just rude.

I also have XIM now so if you want to bother me there when I'm online, you're more than welcome to
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HORRIBLE JOKES AND PUNS FOR DEAREST JACKIE

  • Puns about monorails always makes for decent one-liners
  • I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
  • An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at, either.
  • Never make fun of a Scotsman’s traditional garb. You can get kilt that way.
  • There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
  • If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
  • Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.

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